Conversations with Owen, Vol. 1, Iss. III

Owen returns home from nursery school. He rings the front doorbell. Then he does it again. And again and again.

Me: Owen, that's enough.
Owen: Why?
Me: I think you've already announced your presence.
Owen: OK. (Sits on floor in front hall, takes off shoes)
(Pause)
Owen: Daddy?
Me: Yes?
Owen: Where's my presents?